Hack or hack writer
An unskilled or inexperienced writer, usually for a newspaper. Examples of hack writers are Dave Krieger of the News and Mark Kiszla and Mike Klis of the Post.
News
The Rocky Mountain News, one of two Denver papers (see Post) published by one company under the Joint Publishing Agreement (JPA).
Post
The Denver Post, the other Denver paper (see News).
M-boys
Messrs. McMorris, Monfort, Monfort, and sometimes McGregor, the "Brain Trust" of the Rockies who have guided them from being the most popular team in the history of baseball, to the middle of the pack on their way down like a lead (humidified) baseball. Sometimes referred to as the 3M's (with apologies to Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing) by the Hacks at the News and Post. We include McGregor and call them the 4M's.
MDP
Most Despised Player - The title that has belonged exclusively to Barry Bonds for the last 20 years.
MDT
Most Despised Team - Title that has been won by the Atlanta Braves for the last 20 years.
MVP
Most Valuable Player -
Lame Player
The player who made the greatest negative contribution during a game.
Game Player
Player that made the greatest positive contribution during a game.
Golden Sombrero
A batter who strikes out four times in the same game is said to wear the golden sombrero. Research has not turned up an origination for this saying, other than it may have something to do with hockey's "hat trick", for 3 goals in the same game.
Rule 5 Draft
18 year old players can play four seasons for an organization before they must be protected by being moved to the 40 man Major League roster. Any player 19 or older when signed, must be protected after three years. After the free period, if the player is not placed on the 40 man roster, other teams
Teams selecting players in the first round must pay the former team $50,000 per player. The players must remain on the new club's 25-man roster for the entire following season or be offered back to their previous organization for $25,000.